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Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

A Russian sex worker is knocking on your door tonight. Don't fall for it.

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Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

Hahaha every agent is in Serbia. The pipeline is 'real'.

the long warred's avatar

How much for the pipeline? Asking for a friend

Treeamigo's avatar

The pilot left a window open

Niccolo Soldo's avatar

Hit the like button at the top of the page to like this entry and go wild with your takes.

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

They are probably alive and both in Serbia. Greetings from the first commentator.

Rob S's avatar

Probably arm deep into piles of čevapi somewhere outside Jagodina

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

I think in the mountain resorts of Republic of Serbska fresh air and jagnjetina, dude.

Frank Wright's avatar

Who gets the wigs?

dd's avatar

Is this like Epstein thing?

Phisto Sobanii's avatar

With more explosions. Because Russia.

the long warred's avatar

It was the Butler with the candlestick

Diamond Boy's avatar

Ya I wonder when they are going to solve the Epstein issue, I hear they have a crack team on it!

the long warred's avatar

Epstein hung himself with toilet paper... 🤣

Thucycidean's avatar

If so deep inside Russia very unlikely a replay of the Belgorod ambush. Instead, the obvious choice is Putin cleaning up loose ends and letting everyone else know to toe the fucking line.

Niccolo Soldo's avatar

General Surovikin was also dismissed today.

Dodecca's avatar

That's interesting, any idea wy

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Dodecca's avatar

Seems like he was liked up until now so that is interesting

CTE's avatar

There's been rumors forever that he was somehow tied to Prigozhin. Who knows.

Dodecca's avatar

Yeah that is more curious to me than the main event

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

That's so American. Remember the embassy.

CJ's avatar

I knew Prigozhin's days were numbered but I didn't think it would be this quick. What was he doing flying over Russia? I thought he had agreed to stay in Belarus.

CTE's avatar

He's been inside Russia several times. There has been video and photo confirmation, it's one of the things that has been so confusing about this situation.

Mumbling Dumpling's avatar

I also don't get it: why Prigozhin was in Russia? He literally had a target on his back; I'd assume he would be having fun in Africa...

Peebo Preboskenes's avatar

Scott Ritter's saying Prigozhin has been breaking his house arrest for a while now. Might be what finally got him killed.

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

Yeah, if the source is a kiddie fiddler that must be it. Which island on the Danube is the hiding place?

Peebo Preboskenes's avatar

You apparently don't realize that was a frame up because Ritter was opposed to the Iraq war 2.0. It's the oldest play in the CIA book at this point, and yet people keep repeating it. Just like Assange raped two women in Sweden. Slander and slime your opponents is job 1 at CIA HQ.

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

Why so serious Peebo? Then again, thanks. Now I know something I have not known about Niccolo Soldo, liking your response.

How in the hell has your very well informed guy been so stupid to get caught by the odlest trick in the book?

How? I am female I don't understand.

Also, if you would be so kind to explain to me how did the most important political prisoner fathered his two children? I would be grateful.

Scott Locklin's avatar

>I am female I don't understand.

Typical.

I'm pretty sure Assange fathered his two children by having sex with Stella Morris. Who is not accusing him of rape BTW. And the ones who do accuse him of such give accounts that sound more like "had a bad date."

Scott Ritter isn't exactly a "kiddy fiddler" -he did get caught on a chatlog with an alleged 16 year old in 2001. This was before the 2nd Iraq war, though as a weapons inspector he could have been kompromatted by someone (Iraq for example). The charges were dismissed, and we only know abut them because the spooks were mad at him for opposing the Iraq war. In 2009 he either did it again, or was kompromatted by the spooks and went to prison for it because the spooks hate him depending on what your priors are. I personally think he did it, just as I think Anthony Weiner did it. But in fact there is ample precedent for the spooks kompromatting people with shit like this. He may have acquired his wife in this way BTW..

If Ritter is guilty he should fall on his sword. If he is innocent and were an honorable man, he would also find a new line of work. I say this as someone who agrees with him politically (war machine bad).

Anyway go make someone a sandwich.

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

I am sure you yourself think your answer is not good enough, and that's why you projected some typically incel movement related "insults" towards me.

But me, being a stupid fucking bitch, will ask you one more time:

How was Assange allowed to have sex with Sara González Devant (now Stella Assange) in a tiny cramped diplomatic facility? "During Assange's seven-year period of political asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, the couple conceived two children in secret, the first being born in 2017, and the second in 2019."

It was "Stella Devant that was hired by Julian Assange's legal team to help prevent his extradition to Sweden on sexual assault charges".

They got married in 2022, that's last year.

What do you really know, that you haven't read on the Wiki page?

RE: Ritter is a nonce,

I think you are a nonce too, cunt get over the fact you think men "acquire wives" in the US. Or maybe they do, which makes that "expert" of yours a possible CIA agent. That goes for the incarcerated father of two and husband of the Shape Shifting agent from South Africa.

Thanks for this exchange you were very useful to me. Will not require your services anymore,

Phisto Sobanii's avatar

I’m sure authorities did their best to be on scene and provide first aid to survivors via blunt force trauma and headshots.

Michael Dansbury's avatar

I can't say I'll miss either of them, despite vaguely preferring the Russians in this war if only to teach the US to keep its beak out of Europe. I heard a story recently about drunken Wagner mercenaries raping their way through an aid workers' hotel. Animals.

Peebo Preboskenes's avatar

Could be true but just as likely nonsense. Lots of western media painting Russians as monsters these days.

Dodecca's avatar

Haha ya CBC said they were raping babies in Bucha

Diamond Boy's avatar

CBC is a disgrace and should be wound down.

Michael Dansbury's avatar

That's a reasonable thing to say but I heard it from a paramedic who was there. One of the women couldn't handle the aftermath and killed herself before she left for Europe.

Peebo Preboskenes's avatar

That sounds totally awful. I would never defend such behavior of course. It's just a shame that western govt and media has become so false, telling so many lies -- like the alleged Bucha massacre, and well, basically every narrative they attempt to spoon feed to us -- that it's hard to believe anything they say.

Michael Dansbury's avatar

Yes, I instinctively mistrust anything or any side the Press take. Sometimes I have to catch myself as this can lead me into defending some ridiculous things.

Jim Crosby's avatar

Based on the recent history of Russian fighting forces in occupied areas I wouldn’t put it past them.

MamaBear's avatar

I find this type of sentiment very surprising. I cannot tell if it's motivated by anti-Americanism or a genuine distaste for American overreach and cultural imperialism (sympathetic to the latter, not the former). Is the US really worse than Russia? Have you thought about how Eastern Europeans don't want Russia anywhere near them? Why does Europe always mean Western Europe?

Michael Dansbury's avatar

All fair questions:

1) I like old-stock Americans, some of whom were family friends when I was younger. I liked their cheerfulness, industry, generosity and resourcefulness. When you get Yanks in, they get the job done and have this drive that I've only seen in Krauts to the same extent. The younger Americans I now meet are vulgar, whiny or aggressive and ill-mannered. I strongly dislike them and their politics which have seen Britain go from being 95% British in 1991 to 75% in 2021.

2) No the US is not worse at all but I want American politics out of Britain as well as Russian money and the Russian people. There are too many foreigners.

3) Yes, I fully understand the EEs don't want to be under Russian control again after their experience with the Soviets in particular. However I don't care about EE and there are too many of their citizens in Britain. I don't want their politics to cause us to go to war. I'm not dying because in the future a load of Romanian or whatever peasants re-ignite some ethnic squabble and their votes are secured by using force, which Britons will no doubt be required to apply whilst Vladek is warm and toasty in London.

4) Because, as per the above, I don't care about those who aren't my countrymen. There was some paper a while ago that produced a sort of 'heat map' of the concerns of various people in terms of their politics. The 'conservatives' were normal as per the entire planet bar the West: their family and close friends came first followed by their neighbours, then countrymen and so on. Certain foreigners then animals or something, lastly I think ridiculous things like trees and rocks. Those are my politics.

Helga's avatar

It was me, I called the hit because politics twitter was getting too stale

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

It was not you. It was Serbian president Aleksandar Vučić and his minister of foreign affairs.

Forest's avatar

Why would Serbia get stuck in?

And if you're being ironic, what makes it so?

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

Because The Pipeline is Real. And because I am from Serbia.

AkkaVett's avatar

Putin would never do this on Russian soil. Prigozhin is on his way to Miami drinking dry martinis as we speak.

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

He's in Serbia. The pipeline is real.

AkkaVett's avatar

And the Oscar goes to the gentleman with the Dancing Israelis sideburns.

Treeamigo's avatar

If anyone had been injured on the ground it would have been a “terrorist attack” from the beginning.

Patrick B's avatar

It was a soundstage on Mars.

Cyber Wanderlust's avatar

Buahahaha great day to remember.

Sandman's avatar

“If you come for the king, you best not goof”

CTE's avatar

Stupid point but I have heard that picture of "Dmitry Utkin" is actually false and used by Ukranian supporters to claim he has Nazi tatoos (which the guy in that picture has, and looks similar enough).

For my speculation, I have doubts that Ukraine could pull this off inside of Russian. It's been very odd that Prigozhin has just been flying in and out of Russia since the insurrection (or whatever they are calling it). The entire thing just confuses me. Why would he be flying to Moscow unless he thought he really was off the hook. So if Russia did take him out it was under the guise that everything had been patched up. Why wouldn't they arrest him if he was in trouble? Was it a show of force thing?

Tom Watson's avatar

I'd assume there's a decent number of people within the higher echelons of the Russian military who won't be shedding any tears at the news that Prigozhin's plane mysteriously crashed with no survivors - maybe that faction found itself in a position to ask for favours this week. Or maybe it was always the plan: agree to Wagner's demands, treat the soldiers well, fold them into the regular chain of command, then after a decent interval remove the guys who caused the problem in the first place.

I hadn't heard Ukraine was claiming responsibility for the crash but wish them every success in being believed.

the long warred's avatar

The Russians have given in to lure the opponents then kill them before.

TheDukeofAlba's avatar

The top reply here, should be pinned

GG's avatar

I had read the CIA gave Warner Group billions of dollars for that coup that wasn't; he tricked the CIA. Yesterday morning he was in South Africa. Today he's dead at Putin's hand?

Buddy S.'s avatar

Probably CIA trying to make Putin the devil and get the world even more against Russia, looking for a reason to go all in. I don’t know of course but I would not be surprised.

Colin Mansell's avatar

Or MI6, yes, my line of thinking too.