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They are probably alive and both in Serbia. Greetings from the first commentator.

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Who gets the wigs?

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Aug 23, 2023Liked by Niccolo Soldo

Is this like Epstein thing?

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If so deep inside Russia very unlikely a replay of the Belgorod ambush. Instead, the obvious choice is Putin cleaning up loose ends and letting everyone else know to toe the fucking line.

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Aug 23, 2023Liked by Niccolo Soldo

I knew Prigozhin's days were numbered but I didn't think it would be this quick. What was he doing flying over Russia? I thought he had agreed to stay in Belarus.

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I’m sure authorities did their best to be on scene and provide first aid to survivors via blunt force trauma and headshots.

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Aug 23, 2023Liked by Niccolo Soldo

I can't say I'll miss either of them, despite vaguely preferring the Russians in this war if only to teach the US to keep its beak out of Europe. I heard a story recently about drunken Wagner mercenaries raping their way through an aid workers' hotel. Animals.

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It was me, I called the hit because politics twitter was getting too stale

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Aug 23, 2023Liked by Niccolo Soldo

Putin would never do this on Russian soil. Prigozhin is on his way to Miami drinking dry martinis as we speak.

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Aug 23, 2023Liked by Niccolo Soldo

It was a soundstage on Mars.

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“If you come for the king, you best not goof”

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Whenever I see or hear anything about Russia and planes, it always involves a crash. Russian airspace is the new Bermuda triangle.

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Aug 23, 2023·edited Aug 23, 2023Liked by Niccolo Soldo

Stupid point but I have heard that picture of "Dmitry Utkin" is actually false and used by Ukranian supporters to claim he has Nazi tatoos (which the guy in that picture has, and looks similar enough).

For my speculation, I have doubts that Ukraine could pull this off inside of Russian. It's been very odd that Prigozhin has just been flying in and out of Russia since the insurrection (or whatever they are calling it). The entire thing just confuses me. Why would he be flying to Moscow unless he thought he really was off the hook. So if Russia did take him out it was under the guise that everything had been patched up. Why wouldn't they arrest him if he was in trouble? Was it a show of force thing?

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Aug 23, 2023Liked by Niccolo Soldo

Probably CIA trying to make Putin the devil and get the world even more against Russia, looking for a reason to go all in. I don’t know of course but I would not be surprised.

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Aug 23, 2023Liked by Niccolo Soldo

I though prigozhin was in Africa rn

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