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Jon's avatar

Feel better!

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Gort's avatar

Niccolo fisted too deep and too greedily

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Nematode's avatar

Parable of the monkey and the jar...

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Dodecca's avatar

Groomed by Greenwald

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the long warred's avatar

Get well soon

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Patrick B's avatar

Getting minor Van Gogh vibes from this one.

Imagine loving your readers so much that you break your arm to demonstrate it, then use it as fuel to create more. Vv romantic.

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wrap_check's avatar

Lmaololol

But in all seriousness that sucks I hope you get well soon

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York Luethje's avatar

From another lefty to you: get well soon!

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SJDR's avatar

Hope you recover soon. This is in no way intended to be a harangue to write, but plenty of dictation software is out there.

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JBHoren's avatar

Student in Ebonics class, when asked for a sentence using "dictate":

"I axed da 'ho how my dictate."

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SJDR's avatar

Don't be randomly sexual at non-sexual comments, nasty male. Substack needs an ignore button.

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JBHoren's avatar

Did I miss your response to Gort's words? Don't be randomly commenting...

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Mark Marshall's avatar

Ouch. Do what you need to do to let it heal.

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Alphonse van Zijl's avatar

Cigarette smuggling and it's consequences have been a disaster on Gypsy rotator cuffs.

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Phisto Sobanii's avatar

I told you high fiving Diocletian’s ghost was trouble.

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Feral Finster's avatar

No worries. You owe us nothing.

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BigOinSeattle's avatar

Sending healing energy and prayers your way 🙏

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Diamond Boy's avatar

No worries

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Red's avatar

Ouch. Get well man. Hope you had a happy Statehood Day

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Maryanne's avatar

That's an ouchy. Shoulder injuries suck. If a ligament is torn, sucks triple. Heal well. (Try using contrast baths. They work.)

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Дмитрий Позняк's avatar

Hold on, brother.

It's not the worst thing that can happen in life.

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Will Finchman's avatar

A fellow southpaw!

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